Wesley Snipes owns your ass

Hey guys! Sorry 'di ako nakakapost masyado, I've been pretty busy with work eh. Aside from that, I've been bogged down with issues concerning love, friendship, nail polish, havaianas, handbags and the existence of Man! whooo hoooo.

Anyway, this entry is dedicated to my favorite actor...Wesley f^&*!@# Snipes!

Why Wesley Snipes? 'Cause he's baaaad, he's black, and he can cut you up with his nasty blade 'til you're unrecognizable! Best of all he can do it without you even noticing! Basta 'di mo alam pinapatay ka na pala ganun! hehe.



Besides being black he's a really fine actor...He can be so ruthless, mean and unmerciful (Demolition Man, Blade, White Men can't Jump) pero deep inside he's really a softie pala (One Night Stand, Waterdance, To Wong Foo). O 'di ba? akalain mo ba na ganun sya. Wesley Snipes as Noxeema Jackson sa To Wong Foo! haha ibang klase!



"When a straight man puts on a dress and gets his sexual kicks, he is a transvestite. When a man is a woman trapped in a man's body, and has a little operation, he is a transsexual. When a gay man has WAY too much fashion sense for one gender, he is a drag queen." -- Noxeema Jackson (WESLEY SNIPES) to Chi Chi Rodriguez (JOHN LEGUIZAMO).

Tapos he practically does everything now, sobrang sipag and versatile, actor capable of multiple roles na, producer pa! director pa yata, lahat na!

Really, I so loff Wesley Snipes, as in. Can't wait for his next set of movies.

This Started It All

For all you pretty people out there, here's a bit of history!

Ganito kasi yun, one night I was really really drunk and sabog when I got to work. Pano ba naman kasi, nung week na yun 'di ako pinapansin nung first officemate crush ko (hindi si Munchkin Muy Muy ha, yung isa pa, yung 'di ko na type ngayon). Tapos nagkayayaan lang kami nung mga mean girls na maginuman kahit na tanghaling tapat. So ayun, na weng-wang nako, antok pa nung pagpasok ko nung gabi.

Anyway, I didn't know what I was thinking, pero here's a screenshot of a report that I published on the Internet:

Makes perfect sense diba! Especially if you're not from Earth! hahaha. Grabe napahiya yata ako dun, pero ok lang, natuwa naman ako! I even came up with the lamest palusot, that I was testing if report senders actually verify whatever I publish on the Internet hehe.

Oh, and yes, I know na at last how to post images haha. Another milestone!

Have a break, have a KyutKat

Hi guys! Ang kyut ng title ng post ko na 'to noh? Wala lang, 3M (hayyy) mentioned it to me awhile ago, I don't know where he got it pero I thought it was cute, witty, and kyut! Haha, wala lang. And yup, by the way, KyutKat is actually an officemate. Hmm did 3M actually mean something when he said "have a break have a kyutkat"?? Huh? what am I talking about? It must be the alcohol! Another officemate pressured me into having a beer with him kasi eh. Laging nagyayaya uminom, ewan ko kung bakit. Aba..now when I think about it, maybe he's trying to get me drunk or something! Grrr...style ah...pang P.N.P. (Pulis na Palaban) ang eksena...Do you know that show? They have like crime re-enactments and there was one episode about date rape techniques. Ewww...how do I know this stuff? Ugh. Philippine TV = booooo!

Anywayyy...what happened ba today? Well aside from the bagyo and the baha and the annoying traffic, it's been pretty ok naman. But I think its weird na nagkakabaha din pala sa ibabaw ng flyover. Diba noh? Talk about gravity-defying Filipino architecture.

Ah yes, we handled an English diagnostic test for our other officemates, and this guy ha. He was this close to pissing me off. He kept asking "ewan ko ang kulit mo" questions, alam nyo yun..yung mga tanong na ang automatic sagot ay "ewan ko ang kulit mo!" Why can't he just answer the friggin test diba. Feeling know-it-all pilosopo Tasyo ewan, sana lang wag sya mag feeling na gwapo sya noh, please naman.

What else...ay oo...apparently an officemate went to the men's room without locking his pc. Tsk tsk wrong move e! Isipin nyo na lang...bored IT people + unlocked PC = kalokohan. So ayun, another officemate used his PC to send me an "I love you" message na naka cc kaming lahat! Hahaha. How am I supposed to react diba? And mukha naman syang di dapat seryosohin talaga so bahala siya sa buhay niya. Hmmp pinagiisip lang nya ako e! Di niya ako mauuto ako pa! I only have eyes for Koreans haha.

I miss my Munchkin Muy Muy

Anyway, here's the pagpapatuloy of my last entry. Diba I said na "I so miss someone right now..." Well for absolutely no reason at all I decided to give him the code name Munchkin Muy Muy. Uso kasi daw sa blogging ang pagbibigay ng kung anu-anong code name! Ay kaloka.

I don't even know why I miss 3M (yuck parang scotch tape at car tint), it must be the weather. It's been raining all day and I can't help but feel emo. So what do I miss about him nga ba?

Maybe it's because of the way he looks at me! Is he even looking at me diba...Pano ba naman sobrang singkit so mahirap siguruhin kung san nakatingin. So iniimagine ko na lang na sakin sya nakatingin pag kumakain kami sa cybermall. Tapos he's always dressed in a dignified manner sa office, parating naka-polo ganun. Gustung-gusto ko yung orange polo nya, wala lang. Pano ba naman dito sa office, people look so trashy! Para silang mga college boys! Roundnecks, jeans and all. Isipin mo yung iba naka parang pajama pa at tsinelas lang! Yuck. Mukha pang di naliligo. Hmmp.

Buti pa si 3M ko, i loff his hair, parang alagang parlor...hayyy, tapos may mga silver strands pa na pailan-ilan, so cute!! Tsaka sobrang gentleman, grabe talaga, unlike this stupid mayabang officemate ko na si Jan. I absolutely hate his guts, I didn't even bother giving him a code name. Panget ka! Hmmp. Ewan ko ba kung bakit may nagkaka-typ pa sayo grrr.

Hmm what else about 3M...ah, yung nose nya! how adorable! Kagigil.

Thanks to my tsismoso shiftmates I learned na may crush ang aking Munchkin Muy Muy dun sa isang ka-department ko. huhu. Sexy, in fairness, pero hello...di siya beach blonde tulad ko! So she's like inferior or something. Lahat ng wala sya meron ako noh.

Iniisip niya kaya ako habang nagcocommute sya pauwi? or habang sumusulat siya ng VR (virus report), or habang kinakain nya baon nya, or habang nasa CR siya? Sana talaga.